Best. Movie. Ever.

Runaway Jury is perhaps the preeminent movie of our times. It is so realistic and so truthful that the Brady Campaign holds a yearly showing during one of their fund-raisers.

Gene Hackman’s Gun Lobby Attorney character is based on noted lawyer Dave Hardy. It is a well-known fact that Dave Hardy has access to a supercomputer and a team of fifty people. He steals evidence and cracks open encrypted data all the time. This is, in part, why the Gun Blobby was able to overturn New York’s Reasonable Lawsuit against gun manufacturers.

Video Games: We Hate Them, Too

We at the VPC Blog acknowledge and respect the role of firearms in hunting*. However, children must never, ever touch a gun or even think about touching a gun. “Parental supervision” is just an NRA codeword for child abuse. It is even more sinister when abusive parents buy firearm-related video games for their children. In this case, the children are holding virtual firearms, learning how to spread death and destruction. Here are the offenders:

• Remington Top Shot
• Guns & Ammo: The Ultimate Target Challenge
• Colt’s Wild West Shootout
• Remington Upland Game Hunter
• Browning Duck Hunter
• Soldier of Fortune**

Clearly, the Gun Blobby is conspiring to brainwash our children and turn them into psychopaths. We suspect Remington (in coordination with Barrett Firearms) bought out Electronic Arts.

*See our forthcoming report: “200 Yards: The Maximum Need of Any Hunter”.

**Grand Theft Auto IV does not make the list because the NRA forgot to send its wheelbarrow of cash.

A Good Start

This forthcoming assault weapons ban in Louisiana is a good start at saving children’s lives. It’s also good to see that some intelligent legislators have seen the light regarding pump-action assault weapons. Now, all we have to do is add bolt-action rifles to that list…

Armor Piercing, Redux

Apparently, the French Gun Blobby is just as devilish as the American Gun Blobby. Check out these French armor piercing bullets.

These are some of the much feared armor piercing bullets that the NRA supports owning. Just to be safe, these should be double-banned: once for being armor-piercing, and again for being ugly. Clearly, the deadliness is just too great.

NRA Loses a Million

Members that is. Thanks to help from Google, our Lord and Savior Josh Sugarmann has discovered that the NRA lost a million members two years ago.

We’re pretty sure this means the tide is turning against the Gun Blobbers. After all, it is absolutely impossible that these ex-members became complacent due to a 2nd-Amendment-Friendly administration. It is also impossible that ex-members turned to local clubs and causes. Obviously, they all went and joined the AHSA because of the NRA’s extremist views. They will never, ever rejoin the NRA once Barack Obama, the AHSA-endorsed candidate, is elected President.

We here on the side of Reasonable Gun Control have a foolproof method for counting members: if you visit one of our websites, you are a member. Anyone who makes a donation is considered a Life Member. And anyone who volunteers at a protest is considered a Representative.

By this metric, we have over fifty million members. Let’s see the NRA beat that!

Hat tip to Mike Magnum@The Gun Guys. He’s doing God’s Work over there.

Civil War Terror

The Gun Blobbers could not be satisfied with the terrible destructive power of .50 BMG rifles. Their insanity demanded it be taken one step further. Behold, a “hunting rifle” with a two-inch bore:

It’s pretty obvious you can’t hunt with this, yet the Gun Blobbers insist on their “right” to own such a monstrosity. Cannons such as these have over 100,000 foot-pounds* of power, while .50 BMG rifles only have 15,000 foot-pounds of power. It goes without saying that cannons of such power can easily knock down helicopters, especially when they employ the dreaded “canister shot”**.

Fact: civilians in the United States can own cannons with very little regulation. They come in a variety of sizes: 1-inch, 2-inch, 3-inch, and even 6-inch bores. However, the most disturbing of all is the “Parrot Rifle”:

It has over 1.3 million foot-pounds of even-more-deadly energy. It’s an anti-fort weapon for Christ’s sake! And any child in America could go out and buy one!

The answer is clear: we must shut down Dixie Gun Works and any other so-called “cannon manufacturer”. It’s the only way to make sure terrorists don’t get their hands on one of these.

Edited to Add: Hat tip to our good friend Mike Magnum @ The Gun Guys.

*Foot-pounds is a unit of force that indicates how many people will be maimed by firearms.

**So named because a person’s remains will fit into a canister.

Slander! Libel!

This is just the kind of boorish behavior we expect of the Gun Blobbers. The fact of the matter is: we’re the only ones who have Bob Ricker’s phone tapped.

In other news, the primary in Pennsylvania went swimmingly. We backed both Democratic candidates, so there was no real loss. Anyone who says otherwise is an NRA shill.

Kansas Death Bill Signed

We predict that 95% of the population of Kansas will be dead within three years. Via Say Uncle.

Practical Shooting = Practical MURDER

“Practical Shooting” is codeword for murder training among the Gun Blobbosphere.

The Gun Blobbers like to claim it is actually a form of self-defense training. In reality, it is combat training. You may wonder why this form of combat training involves individuals instead of groups. Well, the army slogan is “Army of One,” meaning that assault weapons make each soldier the equivalent of an army. Everyone knows that the Army doesn’t train in groups anymore. SWAT teams don’t bother training in groups, either. It’s all “practical shooting,” nowadays.

It doesn’t matter if individual police officers attend the same schools as “normies,” it still is a form of death training. People are training to kill. We have created a “chart of death” to display the various shooting schools and their level of murder.

As you can see, all those schools have higher murder levels than deerhunting. Sniper schools* produce at least four times as much death as deerhunting. “Practical Shooting” leads the pack with a whopping 800% increase of death-dealing over deerhunting.

You may remember, in the shotshow.pdf report, we mentioned a study that found handgun users:

! are ignorant of—or ignore—basic handgun safety rules;
! do not have the necessary handgun combat marksmanship skills to effectively defend
themselves without harming innocent others; and,
! are not prepared for the extreme physiological and psychological effects that the
experts, many of whom have on-the-street law enforcement experience with firearms,
agree inevitably occur in an armed life-or-death confrontation (the only situation in
which lethal force is justified in self-defense)

It’s very important to shut down these schools. If people become proficient in self-defense, it increases their ability to actually defend themselves. And we can’t have that.

*Sniper training just like Ronnie Barrett provides. [He makes us so angry. --ed]

“Completely Accurate”

We couldn’t agree more about the Damned Rednecks and their “civil rights”. Read the whole thing at the Gun Guys

[Joyce Foundation 4 Life. --ed]