The ATF has stated that “over 90 percent of the traced firearms originate from the U.S.”
Logically, this means that 90% of the firearms in Mexico have a U.S. origin. Any Brady Campaign-endorsed Logician should agree with that statement.
Here are percentages of weapons and other contraband that come from the U.S.:
90% of all grenades
90% of all rocket launchers
90% of all artillery pieces
Bizarrely, 90% of all drugs come from the U.S. as well.
90% of assault weapons (remember, that’s the even more deadly semi-automatic version; not the just-plain-deadly full-auto version)
90% of all Rickrolls
There are over 100 million AK-type rifles in world today. All of them are apparently located within the United States. That’s why 90% of the cartels’ guns come from the U.S. All other areas of the world are gun free and absolutely peaceful.
The RPG-7 can be purchased in any of the many gun stores in the United States. We swear.
What’s most important is that everyone who is reading this should just stop thinking and do whatever the Violence Policy Center, the Brady Campaign, and Barack Obama order us to do.
John McCain, who only earns a “C” from the NRA, has been endorsed by the National Rifle Association. Clearly, they flip-flopped. And it wasn’t just because John McCain was the mastermind of the McCain-Feingold Act which would hamper NRA efforts in fund-raising. The NRA always, and forever, hated John McCain. Perhaps the pedants out there will say that the NRA endorsement of John McCain just proves how bad Obama is on guns. Well, the VPC Blog says they’re racist for even suggesting that. Obama is pro-sportsmen; the AHSA even says so!
McCain isn’t very representative of gun owners anyway. His crimes are:
Does not support an assault weapons ban. (Assault weapons which terrorists use to kill cops and children.)
Endorsed the 5-4 decision in D.C. v Heller. (A decision which defies all logic and reason.)
Supports the sale of cop-killing hunting ammunition. (Caused by a loophole in the original bullet ban.)
Supports the sale of .30 caliber anti-aircraft ammunition. (The deadly .303 Brit shot down numerous German aircraft during World War II.)
Picked Sarah Palin to be his Vice Presidential candidate. (An inexperienced moose hunter. Everyone knows that real hunters don’t hunt moose.)
Has dared to question Barack’s position on guns.
Is not endorsed by the American Hunters and Shooters Association.
As we all know, Barack Obama supports all gun owners and has defended them on numerous occasions. Why, he’s even defended them against the NRA, which doesn’t really represent gun owners like the AHSA. If the NRA is so representative, why aren’t they doing anything about conservation? Barack Obama will protect our wildlands, to the degree that even hunting will not be allowed. Then, everyone can enjoy nature in the same way.
Why do you think Barack Obama joined the Joyce Foundation? To protect hunters, of course!
(This message has been approved by the Sierra Club and the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.)
Somehow, members of the Gun Blobby produced a video showing how “easy” it is to stop a .50 Caliber Terror Rifle.
We suspect they used complex CGI to generate this scene. (Possibly borrowing a super-computer from Dave Hardy.) A mere tube of metal cannot stop an anti-armor, anti-tank, anti-aircraft, anti-superhero rifle.
The only other explanation is that this tube is made out of Unobtainium. Those tricky bastards in the Gun Blobby know it is almost impossible to obtain Unobtainium; it’s damn near unpossible. We certainly can’t coat massive jetliners with it. Once again, the Gun Blobby toys with our communities. And our Lives.
Ronnie Barrett yet again could not be reached for comment. [He's probably smuggling .50 Caliber Terror Rifles to Mexico as we speak. -- ed]
Fifty caliber rifles have terrorized America in many different forms. Well, the VPC Blog has discovered an entirely new and frightening form of the Five-Zero Horror:
This air gun, made in South Korea, is capable of killing a man. We have not yet tested its effectiveness against airplanes, but we are positive helicopters are in danger.
Worst of all, it doesn’t count as a firearm, so any schoolchild in America can purchase one. It is only a matter of time before terrorists and South Side Ballas wield this weapon. Call and write to your Congressman today. Better yet, give money to the Brady Campaign. They need it.
For those not in the know, the title means “Knight Killer”. That’s the name that Spanish gangsters gave to the new breed of weapons capable of piercing platemail. These anti-armor handguns and rifles continue to show up on the streets of Madrid and Toledo. Of the many thousands confiscated, 90% can be tracked back to the United States. Spanish steel is no match for this threat.
This piece of armor encountered a thug with a "Mata Caballero".
This rifle can pierce steel armor.
Concealable Mata Caballeros.
Gun Manufacturers continue to create increasingly powerful firearms capable of killing our brave knights. D.C. versus Heller proved that Reasonable Restrictions, such as restrictions on armor piercing ammunition, are constitutional. The VPC Blog recommends that all firearms capable of piercing platemail be banned from sale within the United States and restrictions placed on their export.
We’ll be back. The AHSA has already established itself as a sleeper cell in the Court’s sway. Next time, we’ll unleash them to cause holy hell. And we’ll get your little dog*, too.
Make sure to read Mike Magnum for all historically accurate information.
*”Dog” is the new street name for “assault weapons”.
Our good friend Mike Magnum over at the Gun Guys discovered that the Gun Blobby claims the “shooting sports” are safe and enjoyable, as long as certain rules are followed. Needless to say, Mike Magnum tears that argument to pieces. It doesn’t matter if high schools and colleges had rifle teams in the past; that was the past. This is the future; we know what the hell we are doing. We also agree with his decision to violate the copyright of Oleg Volk. Gun Blobbers don’t deserve to profit from their creations.
Another kudos goes out to Mike Magnum, yet again, for his coverage of D.C. versus Heller. In this post, he explains that Second Amendment applies to the States only, obviously nullifying the Militia Act of 1792 and the Freedmen’s Bureau Act of 1866, both passed by Congress. He also discusses the bringing of assault pistols onto airplanes. We agree with his position and point new readers to our article on the first assault pistol ever made. Mauser C96 pistols definitely do not belong on airplanes.
We at the VPC Blog acknowledge and respect the role of firearms in hunting*. However, children must never, ever touch a gun or even think about touching a gun. “Parental supervision” is just an NRA codeword for child abuse. It is even more sinister when abusive parents buy firearm-related video games for their children. In this case, the children are holding virtual firearms, learning how to spread death and destruction. Here are the offenders:
Clearly, the Gun Blobby is conspiring to brainwash our children and turn them into psychopaths. We suspect Remington (in coordination with Barrett Firearms) bought out Electronic Arts.
*See our forthcoming report: “200 Yards: The Maximum Need of Any Hunter”.
**Grand Theft Auto IV does not make the list because the NRA forgot to send its wheelbarrow of cash.
