Mary McFate, Possibly the Reincarnation of Hitler?

At the risk of reaching the depths of hyperbole and invoking Godwin’s Law, we must question the motivations of Mary McFate.  More importantly, Mike Magnum over at the Gun Guys must question the situation incessantly.  We at the VPC Blog just don’t understand why more people aren’t interested in this major event.

This is the greatest uncovering of an espionage conspiracy since Alger Hiss and the Rosenbergs.  It is unbelievable she got through Ceasefire’s impenetrable security of “asking for full names” and “volunteering for events”.

Later she gained a position of power in the Freedom States Alliance, which supports the the Gun Guys website.  Even worse, she had access to all their secret data, include Mike Magnum’s personal stash of pornography (stored conveniently in gunguys.com/adult, since removed).  If she got on the Brady Campaign’s board, she could have really thrown a wrench into our plot to destroy Constitutional Rights!

As Paul Helmke says, “we’re at a constant disadvantage because we’re honest”.  Remember that the next time .50 Caliber Terror Rifles take down a 747 or a .30-30 Winchester penetrates 600 pounds of safe armor.

Obama Endorses Our Position

Obama told the crowd that McCain and Palin spent most of the convention talking about their biographies.

Palin’s bio is “compelling,” Obama said.

The crowd booed. “No, it’s an interesting story.” More boos. “No, no, it is. I mean that sincerely. Mother, governor, moose shooter.”

The crowd broke out in laughter.

The VPC, Brady Campaign, and AHSA all agree that this is the best lens in which to view hunters.  With humorous laughter.

On election day, remember these words:  Barack Obama does not respect hunters.  And the American Hunters and Shooters Association endorses him.

New Political Sign

Available for free from the Obama campaign, just ask about the Joyce Foundation.

Best. Movie. Ever.

Runaway Jury is perhaps the preeminent movie of our times. It is so realistic and so truthful that the Brady Campaign holds a yearly showing during one of their fund-raisers.

Gene Hackman’s Gun Lobby Attorney character is based on noted lawyer Dave Hardy. It is a well-known fact that Dave Hardy has access to a supercomputer and a team of fifty people. He steals evidence and cracks open encrypted data all the time. This is, in part, why the Gun Blobby was able to overturn New York’s Reasonable Lawsuit against gun manufacturers.

Bob Ricker Phones Home

Earlier today, Bob Ricker had an important telephone conversation with his wife. With his permission, we present it for your viewing, below the fold.

Ultimate Pocket Rocket

The Gun Blobby will never be satisfied until they make handguns so compact and concealable that terrorist groups can sneak attack our fighting men and women, along with our police officers. Behold:

Abso. Frickin’. Lutely. Deadly.

The bullet is as dangerous as the gun itself. The caliber is 0.09 inches (2.43 mm). It has a deadly energy level of 0.7154 foot-pounds (0.97 joules). For comparison, an air gun has a muzzle energy of 10 foot-pounds (13.55 joules). And those kill a number of people every year!

We surmise that this tiny “Swiss Mini Gun” would be a perfect accessory to the Barrett .50 Caliber Terror Rifle. Terrorists will undoubtedly carry both for security.

Hat tip to the Gun Guys. Without his good work, we never even would have thought such a gun could be deadly.

VPC.org Drinking Game

We gun controllers like to let loose sometimes just like anybody else. Whenever you’re taking a break from the tough work of denying Constitutional rights, and if you’re reading a VPC.org report, break out a case of your favorite alcoholic beverage. Here’s what you do:

• Drink 1 shot whenever “deadly” appears.
• Drink 2 shots whenever “more deadly” appears.
• Drink 3 shots whenever “even more deadly” appears.
• Eat* pretzels/peanuts whenever one of these phrases appears: “Ronnie Barrett,” “national security,” “purpose [designed/built],” and “assault weapon.”

It’s just that simple! We can’t tell you how many times we’ve become drunk as skunks playing this game.

*You need to eat snacks in order to avoid becoming sloshed too quickly. Trust us.

AHSA Joins Us!

We can proudly say that the American Hunters and Shooters Association truly understand what the VPC stands for! They know that true hunters don’t need assault weapons or .50 BMG Terror Rifles!

This post by Ray Schoenke at the Huffington Post proves that the AHSA is dedicated against the NRA, constitutionalism, and self-defense. We say, Bravo!

Hat tip to Sebastian @ Snowflakes in Hell.

Bob Ricker, Fine American

It takes a great person to turn on their previous employers, to form a small organization funded by shadowy sources and harangue the NRA for many years without any popular support.

It takes a man of principle to receive instructions from those same shadowy sources and carefully position oneself as a sensible, alternative voice to the NRA for no political gain whatsoever

It takes a true patriot to stand up and say that Americans do not have the right to own firearms save for a purpose determined by the government.

This man is Bob Ricker. We at the VPC Blog support this man.

Hat tip to Schoenke and to Snowflakes in Hell.