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VPC.org Drinking Game

Posted by vpcadmin on March 4, 2008

We gun controllers like to let loose sometimes just like anybody else. Whenever you’re taking a break from the tough work of denying Constitutional rights, and if you’re reading a VPC.org report, break out a case of your favorite alcoholic beverage. Here’s what you do:

  • Drink 1 shot whenever “deadly” appears.
  • Drink 2 shots whenever “more deadly” appears.
  • Drink 3 shots whenever “even more deadly” appears.
  • Eat* pretzels/peanuts whenever one of these phrases appears: “Ronnie Barrett,” “national security,” “purpose [designed/built],” and “assault weapon.”

It’s just that simple! We can’t tell you how many times we’ve become drunk as skunks playing this game.

*You need to eat snacks in order to avoid becoming sloshed too quickly. Trust us.

One Response to “VPC.org Drinking Game”

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