VPC.org Drinking Game
Posted by vpcadmin on March 4, 2008
We gun controllers like to let loose sometimes just like anybody else. Whenever you’re taking a break from the tough work of denying Constitutional rights, and if you’re reading a VPC.org report, break out a case of your favorite alcoholic beverage. Here’s what you do:
- Drink 1 shot whenever “deadly” appears.
- Drink 2 shots whenever “more deadly” appears.
- Drink 3 shots whenever “even more deadly” appears.
- Eat* pretzels/peanuts whenever one of these phrases appears: “Ronnie Barrett,” “national security,” “purpose [designed/built],” and “assault weapon.”
It’s just that simple! We can’t tell you how many times we’ve become drunk as skunks playing this game.
*You need to eat snacks in order to avoid becoming sloshed too quickly. Trust us.