Triangle of Death, Supplemental
Posted by vpcadmin on March 10, 2008
Due to popular demand, the Triangle of Death animation has been revised. It now represents a more correct series of events:
- The NRA delivers wheelbarrows of cash to the Gun Blobbers. Their filthy lucre typically takes the form of non-sequentially numbered ten-dollar bills. On other occasions, the NRA holds rigged raffles that dole out wheelbarrows of ammunition or Krugerrands.
- The Gun Blobbers use the money to buy guns. This helps firearms manufacturers bribe Congressmen for votes on gun control bills. When sober, Gun Blobbers write long, threatening letters and blog posts to their Representatives, hoping to effect change.
- Congress passes laws protecting the NRA and its firearm-manufacturing pals. No longer can they be arbitrarily sued in a court of law. [Dammit –ed]
Hopefully, this new triangle makes more sense than the old triangle. Looking back, it was just ridiculous that “corrupt gun dealers” could ever be a vital component of the NRA.