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Unpossible

Posted by vpcadmin on July 24, 2008

Somehow, members of the Gun Blobby produced a video showing how “easy” it is to stop a .50 Caliber Terror Rifle.

We suspect they used complex CGI to generate this scene. (Possibly borrowing a super-computer from Dave Hardy.) A mere tube of metal cannot stop an anti-armor, anti-tank, anti-aircraft, anti-superhero rifle.

The only other explanation is that this tube is made out of Unobtainium. Those tricky bastards in the Gun Blobby know it is almost impossible to obtain Unobtainium; it’s damn near unpossible. We certainly can’t coat massive jetliners with it. Once again, the Gun Blobby toys with our communities. And our Lives.

Ronnie Barrett yet again could not be reached for comment. [He’s probably smuggling .50 Caliber Terror Rifles to Mexico as we speak. — ed]

7 Responses to “Unpossible”

  1. […] Stops a 50. […]

  2. DJK said

    How many jetliners have you idiots seen shot down with a rifle? I’m pretty sure this site is really a parody of reality. These people can’t be this stupid.

  3. Isaac said

    It’s a very simple, but effective ballistic containment device. It’s well designed and well made. If you people are making such a big deal out of it, obviously you have no understanding of firearms whatsoever. You should not be writing about things you are completely ignorant about.

    The only thing you are accomplishing with this website is showing people how stupid you really are.

  4. heypete said

    DJK, you only just realized that this site is a work of satire? It should have been pretty clear…

  5. Tsm002 said

    Plug this FFL number (Sugarmann’s, head of the Violence Policy Center, cited in both this and Bruce Falconer’s article)
    1-54-000-01-8C-00725

    Into this:
    https://www.atfonline.gov/fflezcheck/

    Why does the VPC have an FFL?

  6. GMC70 said

    “How many jetliners have you idiots seen shot down with a rifle? I’m pretty sure this site is really a parody of reality. These people can’t be this stupid.”

    Ya think? If you haven’t figured that out by now, you need to take a large step back, take a deep breath, and relax.

  7. DJK: You need to have your humor sensors recalibrated.

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