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D.C. Versus Heller

Posted by vpcadmin on June 16, 2008

Victory is imminent; we expect a 9-0 decision in favor of D.C. Paul Helmke may pay lip service to the possibility of losing the case, but, in reality, he is quite confident of the outcome. Our forces are metaphorically preparing to cross the Rubicon and smash the NRA.

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Best. Movie. Ever.

Posted by vpcadmin on May 9, 2008

Runaway Jury is perhaps the preeminent movie of our times. It is so realistic and so truthful that the Brady Campaign holds a yearly showing during one of their fund-raisers.

Gun Lobby lawyers have headquarters like this.

Gene Hackman’s Gun Lobby Attorney character is based on noted lawyer Dave Hardy. It is a well-known fact that Dave Hardy has access to a supercomputer and a team of fifty people. He steals evidence and cracks open encrypted data all the time. This is, in part, why the Gun Blobby was able to overturn New York’s Reasonable Lawsuit against gun manufacturers.

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A Good Start

Posted by vpcadmin on May 2, 2008

This forthcoming assault weapons ban in Louisiana is a good start at saving children’s lives. It’s also good to see that some intelligent legislators have seen the light regarding pump-action assault weapons. Now, all we have to do is add bolt-action rifles to that list…

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Armor Piercing, Redux

Posted by vpcadmin on April 30, 2008

Apparently, the French Gun Blobby is just as devilish as the American Gun Blobby. Check out these French armor piercing bullets.

Holy crap, what are those things?

These are some of the much feared armor piercing bullets that the NRA supports owning. Just to be safe, these should be double-banned: once for being armor-piercing, and again for being ugly. Clearly, the deadliness is just too great.

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NRA Loses a Million

Posted by vpcadmin on April 25, 2008

Members that is. Thanks to help from Google, our Lord and Savior Josh Sugarmann has discovered that the NRA lost a million members two years ago.

We’re pretty sure this means the tide is turning against the Gun Blobbers. After all, it is absolutely impossible that these ex-members became complacent due to a 2nd-Amendment-Friendly administration. It is also impossible that ex-members turned to local clubs and causes. Obviously, they all went and joined the AHSA because of the NRA’s extremist views. They will never, ever rejoin the NRA once Barack Obama, the AHSA-endorsed candidate, is elected President.

We here on the side of Reasonable Gun Control have a foolproof method for counting members: if you visit one of our websites, you are a member. Anyone who makes a donation is considered a Life Member. And anyone who volunteers at a protest is considered a Representative.

By this metric, we have over fifty million members. Let’s see the NRA beat that!

Hat tip to Mike Magnum@The Gun Guys. He’s doing God’s Work over there.

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Kansas Death Bill Signed

Posted by vpcadmin on April 22, 2008

We predict that 95% of the population of Kansas will be dead within three years. Via Say Uncle.

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“Completely Accurate”

Posted by vpcadmin on April 16, 2008

We couldn’t agree more about the Damned Rednecks and their “civil rights”. Read the whole thing at the Gun Guys

[Joyce Foundation 4 Life. –ed]

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Kansas to Authorize Machine-Assault Weapons

Posted by vpcadmin on March 31, 2008

Kansas is passing a law to allow their residents to possess NFA weapons. This is unacceptable.

We hate the NFA because it allows people to buy Terror Weapons like .50 Caliber Rifles, cannons, and machine-assault weapons. The entire NFA is really a loophole that allows civilians to own military weapons. Congress passed it because they were scared of the Gun Blobby and the Triangle of Death.

So, in conclusion, we must first add .50 Caliber Terror Rifles and assault weapons to the NFA list, then shut down the NFA registry and seize all weapons.

The Children, this is for them.

Hat tip to Mike Magnum @ The Gun Guys, and to Joe Huffman.

Posted in .223 Caliber Terror, .30 Caliber Terror, Assault Weapons, Drive-By Postings, Gun Lobby, Gun Nutto Bloggers, NRA Liars | Tagged: , , | 12 Comments »

A New Blog

Posted by vpcadmin on March 17, 2008

The Gun Blobbers think they are mocking us by embracing the term “Gun Blobber”, but the joke’s on them because their sport is dying. [Even hunting, which we don’t really like though sometimes claim we do for political purposes. –ed]

They’ll be added to the “Gun Whacko” list soon.

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We Wish to Purchase This Service

Posted by vpcadmin on March 11, 2008

A very special promotional offer from Time Warner.

For posterity, a picture of the webpage.

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