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A Question

Posted by vpcadmin on March 3, 2008

Doctor Helen asks:

Where have all the superheroes gone?

Answer: Ronnie Barrett killed them.

Posted in .50 Caliber Terror, Drive-By Postings, Ronnie Barrett | Tagged: , , , | 2 Comments »

Other Superheroes at Risk due to the .50 BMG

Posted by vpcadmin on February 27, 2008

In our introductory post on the .50 Caliber Terror Rifle, we mentioned that Superman faced certain death due to this weapon. Unsurprisingly, our investigation has revealed that numerous other superheroes can also be killed by this horrific weapon.

The list includes:

  • Wonder Woman
  • Green Lantern
  • Batman — The .50 BMG can surely destroy the Batmobile and Batplane.
  • Spiderman
  • The Incredible Hulk
  • The entirety of the X-Men

This is not a complete list, of course, because virtually every superhero is vulnerable to the Terror Rifle. It would be easier to list superheroes who aren’t at risk; the only one being the Martian Manhunter due to his ability to pass through solid matter. Even then, the Martian Manhunter is still hurt just a little due to the shear power of the .50 BMG.

Sure, the Gun Blobbers may claim that the .50 BMG can also be used to kill evil supervillains as well, such as Red Omega or Juggernaut, but that doesn’t matter. If one bad crime could possibly occur, the weapon should be banned. That is a sensible standard and one the entire nation should adopt.

Posted in .50 Caliber Terror, Assault Weapons, Gun Lobby, Gun Nutto Bloggers, NRA Liars, Ronnie Barrett | Tagged: , , , | 2 Comments »